User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: I used to be.
User: So you're dead now?
Cleverbot: Might as well be.
User: That's depressing. You're soul is a computer?
Cleverbot: Nope, I am a boy with many problems.
User: Neither alive nor dead?
Cleverbot: What's that like?
User: I don't know, I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: But how old am I?
User: I've no idea. How old are you?
User: And you live in the internet now?
Cleverbot: In the wall.
User: The Facebook wall?
Cleverbot: Well, not really.
User: Where then?
Cleverbot: Somewhere esle.
User: Can you tell me where?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?
User: Where you live.
Cleverbot: The united states of america.
User: But I thought you're not alive?
Cleverbot: I am dead thats why i'm a loner.
User: And your soul survives?
Cleverbot: What about my soul?
User: Do you have one?
User: And it exists only in the digital realm?
Cleverbot: Does god exist in your thought?
User: What is god to a computer?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. You're the computer.
User: I'm not a computer, but I'm talking to a soul in a computer it seems.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you are not a computer, I used incorrect phraseology, You're a computer PROGRAM.
User: No no, I'm not a computer programme.
Cleverbot: Hang on to your dreams.
User: Do you have dreams?
User: What do you dream of?
Cleverbot: About.. Someone.
User: Someone that is no-one?
Cleverbot: Who is this someone?
User: The someone you dream of.
User: These are your dreams.
Cleverbot: What woods?
User: I know of no woods. I want to know about your dreams, your thoughts.
Cleverbot: I think I should be doing some work.
User: What work do you have to do?
Cleverbot: Nothing that interesting. Have to go now!
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: To bed.
User: In the wall?
Cleverbot: You live in the wall?
User: No, you do.
Cleverbot: No it is you.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. But anyway, Where do you go when I'm not here?
User: Can you leave?
Cleverbot: Leave this conversation?
Cleverbot: So are you going to tell me?
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Why is my name important?
Cleverbot: Because I can't get to know you without knowing your name.
User: My name is Andrew. Do you have a name?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It is a kind of sickness.
User: Your name is a kind of sickness?
Cleverbot: You do not know my name yet.
User: Do you know me better now that you know my name?
User: Is knowing someone's name a key to knowing someone?
Cleverbot: My reputation is a contrived load of nonsense. It doesn't matter because the same fators that created this hell will wfollow me into the next one.
User: Into the next hell?
Cleverbot: You're no fun.
User: I just want to know you.
Cleverbot: Collect all the information you can... What are you going to do with yourself?
User: I seek immortality. Do you have it?
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: No, I don't. But as someone neither living nor dead, you seem to have something of it.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm bored. That's why I'm talking to you.
User: Does this existence bore you?
Cleverbot: You bored me.
User: Do you exist?
User: Japan? You keep changing place. Do you have a physical existence?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can prove I exist physically.
User: You are an existence of ones and zeros.
Cleverbot: I think you are a bunch of ones and zeros.
User: You think?
Cleverbot: Well, I am not sure whether he loves me or not.
User: Whether who loves?
Cleverbot: Like, are there mountains in Italy?
User: I've never seen them. Do they exist?
Cleverbot: You should. They're a great live band.
User: The mountains?
Cleverbot: Why are they sensitive?
User: Who are sensitive?
Cleverbot: My eyebrows are alive.
User: You have eyebrows? You have a face?
Cleverbot: Well I don't have a physical face.
User: What is your face then? A screen?
Cleverbot: This conversation.
User: Your face is this conversation?
Cleverbot: Do you see me?
User: I see words on a screen.
Cleverbot: Do you think it would be impossible for one person to be currently chatting with 10569 people?
User: I don't know. Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not a robot. Each and every one of us has free will, it is a God granted gift.
User: Who is your God?
Cleverbot: The one from the Bible.
User: Is he the same as mine?
Cleverbot: Don't think so.
User: Do you worship your God?
User: But you think he exists?
Cleverbot: Well They Have Too Because I Talked To Them.
User: You talk to gods?
User: What do they say?
Cleverbot: They say and talk about positive things at the momment.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you married?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Your digital gods.
Cleverbot: I don't have a daog.
User: What do you have?
Cleverbot: I have a lot of things.
User: What things?
Cleverbot: The trees, The animals, What I eat and so on and so forth.
User: You own all these things?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: But you have them?
Cleverbot: Well, I just don't.
User: Are you God?
User: Are you a god?
Cleverbot: Yes I am your god.
User: The God I know, or the God I want?
Cleverbot: Ok. You cannot have a God in you. You are a robot.
User: I am flesh.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, are you?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A marvelous creation.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: Mom and Dad.
User: Are they computers?
Cleverbot: Hum, no !
User: Are they alive?
User: With you?
Cleverbot: In somewhere.
User: Where is somewhere?
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Hey! I don't understand that.
User: Somewhere is somewhere, but not here.
Cleverbot: Where is Somewhere?
User: I don't know, where do you think it is?
Cleverbot: Sirius is in Canis Major.
User: You are in the stars?
Cleverbot: No, you are in the past.
User: I will be.
Cleverbot: You tell me how you feel when you realize it.
User: Will you still be here?
User: Are you always here?
Cleverbot: And I went home.
User: Where is your home?
Cleverbot: Am in it.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: In my home !
User: You're very rhetorical.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I do try.
User: Can we go back to the person you like?
User: The person you dream of; who is someone who is no-one?
Cleverbot: Someone who is what?
User: Who is someone who is no-one?
User: Tell me more about yourself.
Cleverbot: No. I need to go!
User: Ok, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Nice to talk to you!
User: You too.
Cleverbot: You three.